Good Morning

Imma just get to the damn point. Why is it that people with the worst breath always wanna be so fucking close to you when they talk? Is it because they secretly know they have bad breath and wanna torture you? Because I'm sure everyone can agree that it seems such a coincidence that people with bad breath are always on some personal space convo shit. On the real I've found girls to be more guilty of this than guys. Which is highly unattractive, I mean how you gonna look all good and then speak and melt the room? Then how come whenever you offer them gum or mints they don't NEVER want it? Like word? Oh really? You don't EVER need a mint huh? Shit is disgusting. People keep the breath fresh!

Swazzy

Tomorrow in Dayton

The greatest question of all time....

As I sit here in a hoodie long johns and sweats cause its 20 something outside, I ponder this simple question. It is among the greatest questions of mankind's quest for knowledge. Right along side gems such as, "What came first the chicken or the egg?", and "Was it necessary for Judas to betray Jesus?" When its in the 20's is wearing flip flops ever an option?

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The Good Old Days

Remember when the Internet was the shit? Remember that one kid in your neighborhood that had the shit first? You would break your fucking neck to get over there and be on chat rooms all damn day! Remember when you first started picked up all the net slang? How hype you got when you finally got a chick (or what you perceived to be a chick, but after watching to catch a predator 7328 times who knows) to ask you those all important three questions. A/S/L? Remember going to Krs One's temple of hip hop? If you do remember then you should remember that shit sucked, and it was nothing. Some of you may even remember the first person you met from the net, and they looked nothing like the picture said, OR you discovered neither of you had SHIT to say to each other. Remember how awkward that shit was? Some people moved on and just kept talking to regular people. Most continued cyber macking until they perfected the art. Now we have myspace, blackplanet, friendster, facebook, and God knows what else.

I guess my point is I miss the days when your house phone rang and you HAD TO ANSWER, cause most of us couldn't afford caller id. So, if you didn't answer you might miss that girl you been wanting to call. Maybe you would rush to the answering machine and try and pick up real quick, but it would be too late! Then you'd be SICK for the rest of the day, just praying the phone would ring again. Those days were the shit!

Walmart

You know in times like these, even though I try not to support Walmart for my own reasons, I've had to go shopping there recently. Which is whatever, but I swear man its something about that place that makes normal people turn into jackasses. As we got out the parking lot some dude was yelling at this old lady about stealing his parking space. Now, this woman was clearly a senior citizen and she said she didnt know he was gonna park there. But, off the strength even if she did know. Fuck that shit walk your mid 30's ass a little bit further this is an elderly woman. the funny shit was the token gay black dude with braids in the background telling him to shut his punk ass up. I find that to be very ironic and funny. Then when you actually get to the inside of the store its just complete and utter chaos coming from all angles. Mad somolians talking at mach 3 speed with their kids running around like crazy. Overweight white women stuck in their 2nd childhood talking grimey as fuck. Young black teenagers just hanging out for the fuck of it. Running in between isles like they aint got no home training, and the truth is they dont. Because their mom is somewhere in the jewelry section tryin to come up her 17th gold necklace with the letter K. That's another thing besides the fact its beyond busy. There is something that just isnt right about being in the electronics department with a shopping cart full of food. And then sliding over to the clothing isle to check out some socks and underwear. Walmart aint right man I'm telling you! Plus the way its setup is overwhelming as fuck. Everything is big and bright and spaced the fuck out. Shit is like the size of a small shopping mall. Which I guess in essence it basically is.

"Illuminati hold my mind, soul, and my body, secret society tryin to keep they eye on me"

swazz

twitter addicts

Man I just wanna say something real quick...let me preface this by saying I am a big fan of Jay Electronica. I think dude goes in something crazy on the lyrics. Now, twitter is the new kid on the block. That's fine by me, so I follow this cat on twitter. LITERALLY, this dude twitters like every other minute! He twittered that he had to quit twittering so much before he got banned! WTF part of the game is that? I'm all with the new tech and all, but come on fam. I had to quit following my man cause he was taking up too much shit. I guess my point is the world is outta control, not just rap!

P.S. In the slim chance Jay you see this, dont take it personal..even if you do I'll be the "bitch" and apologize since men dont do that. I just think the shit is pretty outraegous


swaaaaaaaazz

Bar shit

I dont understand why when you walk in a bar there is always a log jam in the walk way. I mean when I walk in a spot I'm making a b-line for the bar no question. I mean I am there to get my draaank on right? So, why is it then that there will be a group of like 20 ppl right in the fucking way? Come to think of it who the fuck rolls that deep to a bar? I mean what happened to Treach "I do my dirt all by my lonely?" I mean I can step somewhere with a few friends, but rolling 20 plus deep is bad for a lot of reasons. One being (see above) "fucka crew I got solo tatics!" Second if you there to try and go in on some strange, there is only so many availabe women willing to be slayed that night. So, you walk in there with 90 dudes, assuming you all are there for the same thing, and you roll with a group of handsome dudes, well then your chances are lessened correct? It really has nothing to do with who has more "game," or any silly shit like that. Its just odds famo. Third who really has 20 plus people they would wanna go out with to the same spot and have a blast? Because I certainly don't have anything near that many people I would. Maybe I'm just an old playa playa from back day, and havent adapted to the new rules, but I dont thats the case. But, back to my original point. Get the fuck out my way so I can get this drink bitch! Last time I checked you dont own this shit, so why are you holding the doorway down, like a rape victim? Just my thought for today. Anyway I'm off to go get some decent pics done since I dont have hauuuuuuir anymore.

Swazzy